The Pledge of No Allegiance

My new band, Marijuana Jihad, has just written our first song.  We call it the Pledge of No Allegiance.  A lot of people don’t know that the Pledge of Allegiance is a piece of propaganda written during the red scare of the 40′s and 50′s to indoctrinate our youth, much like the Hitler Youth of Germany during WW II.  Now, let’s really teach our kids about true freedom with the Pledge of No Allegiance.  Here it goes:  I PLEDGE NO ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED CORPORATIONS OF AMERICA.  AND TO THE RIGHT WING DICTATORSHIP FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION, UNDER THE DEVIL, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ONLY THE RICH AND POWERFUL!  Teach it to your kids and friends.